Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse

Today's post is a short one. Partially because the old lady at the library is about to shut this place down and partially because there really isn't much to say about this one. The picture below pretty much sums it up. 

Okay, I'm still not sure how I feel about this. This isn't really the nicest thing on the internet but it makes me laugh. Every single time. What you're looking at is a picture from the infamous website sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com. It's a tribute to an American icon known for her beauty and keen eye for fashion. Well, that's what google told me anyway. Truth is, I only know her as the witch from Hocus Pocus and one of the chicks from Sex and the City. Either way, she apparently, looks like a horse.

According to the website this video prompted the question, "Does Sarah Jessica Parker look like a horse?" I can kinda see it. From what the site tells me, others can to. The banner across the top of the web page gives a list of shows and blogs the site has been featured on. I'll admit, this took me by surprise. I'd stumbled across this a while back and wasn't quite sure what I was looking at. Now, it's got a bit of a cult following, with it's 111 subscribers. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. People are subscribing to this.

Which is cool I guess. You know, if you think the lady really looks like a horse. And though I am writing this with empathy, I can't help but continue to look at the pictures. And the more I look, the more I see it. Like this picture above. It's funny and a bit charming really. Maybe I am being a bit of an ass. Or maybe she really looks like one. Either way, apparently only the internet can judge us both.

EPIC WTF GUY

What you see before you is WTF Sax man. This is something I found a while back that I just can't seem to avoid. Typically, I pull this card when I've had too much to drink or I'm playing 'weird of the internet' with someone else. This wins most times. Not all the time but most of the time.


To be perfectly honest, I'm still not quite sure what I'm looking at. It's a remix of an interpretive dance performance. Yes, there is an original with no catchy music or nice filters. It can be found here, however, this isn't the full version. I'm going to give you a moment to regroup. That's it, just breathe.


Okay, so what you just saw was part of original. I know, trust me, I know. It's unsettling and a bit confusing and it's all the things your parents warned you about. Yet, you can't quite stop watching. In fact, a lot of people can't stop looking. Just check the amount of views.


But what's worse is the fact that this is only a clip of it. The full version lasts roughly an hour and it's chock full of the same leather clad individuals doing the types of things only these individuals can do. I looked the full version up on youtube in hopes of sharing this with you instead of the short clip. It didn't surprise me when my results showed the video's owner had their account deactivated. Just take my word on this, that video is the stuff nightmares are made out of. This entire situation has brought about a lot of questions but hardly any answers.


I've got to give these people some kudos. They managed to shamelessly bare themselves and more likely than not, received a grant to do it. That's the dream, ladies and gentlemen. That's the dream.